A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Pastor's Business Card
Posted by Katie at 10:12 AM
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3 comments:
Haha, that is (italicized)-funny. :) lol
glad you liked it bekka, please tell your momma hello and that i love her and please tell michael how proud i am of him...sis katie
wow that is soooo awsome!! lol thats hilarius! lol ttyl girly girly.
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